- Me: I have a guy I could be cuddling with on my couch rightnow. Instead, I gave him bus fare to the Greyhound station. I AM SUCH A BITCH
- Adam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. so many amazing sentences all in a row
- Me: Imean....I'll give him some cereal and maté in the morning. PEPPERMINT maté! I'm such a pimp.
- Adam: pimpin hard, lady
Adam: i love that even when you are wasted, you are sharing charts and graphs on the gender gap in election coverage
Me: I AM THE DRUNKEST FEMINIST ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW. Until my roomie is finished with sex and starts blogging. But ONLY UNTIL THEN!