December 2010
44 posts
Wrapping Up Winter Break →
Oh shit. I never ordered my laptop. Well, fuck. Anyway, one of my dad’s best friends from when we lived in Euclid visited tonight, as did his new wife. We played card games alllll night. It was very…
What a Wonderful Visit →
Sorry about my absence! I just got back from visiting the wonderful Tim and his family. I didn’t quite get his birthday gift done, but I’m working on it. It was a fantastic visit nonetheless. All…
[Animals] lack a symbolic identity and the self-consciousness that goes with it....
– Ernest Becker
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
Cansei de Ser Sexy (7)
Iron & Wine (7)
Elliott Smith (7)
Arcade Fire (5)
Kate Nash (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Tim: Best gift given tonight: Signed first edition Sarah Palin book
Me: *has no response*
Tim: Mine was weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Want some new music? BEHOLD! Newest (and free) track from Amanda Fucking Palmer.
Losing It. →
I am fucking losing it. I have been home less than 24 hours, and I am already going insane. I just want to scream, and in fact, I have! What the fuck? Aren’t people supposed to like going home?…
Day Home #1 →
This is yet another project that I will never finish, but here goes! I am going to attempt to blog every night from now until I return to Columbus, excluding December 24, 25, and 28. Those nights are…
Me: go to sleeeep!
Carol: HAHAH going in a few minutes
Me: Be sure you give yourself enough time for masturbating!
Carol: I don't sleep drunk without it!
HUFFINGTON POST: "Doctors believe an HIV-positive... →
awkwardconfident:
inothernews:
The link to the study is here (subscription to read the whole thing required), with that stunning line in the last of the abstract.
Incredible news.
Still waiting to see all the confounds teased out. But it is a start.
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If you dressed up as a food item for Halloween,...
Pudding. not Jell-O. Everyone would jiggle me. >.<
I answer questions and give advice. So ask me stuffs—some form of an answer is [virtually] guaranteed!
Tumblr Confession
I post music so that I have something good to listen to at work when last.fm is broken.
Why does my left nipple hurt?
Me: I love bubble tea!
Mom: Is there alcohol in it?
Tumblr, I need your help! http://tinyurl.com/3xzslnu http://tinyurl.com/2vff5my
Which tea should I buy?
Me: I hate cuntparents.
Ruth: for serious
Donut Penis: The Game
Me: I mean... Just think. If you had a penis, and you walked into a donut shop, where would you put the donut? NOT YOUR MOUTH.
Ruth: omfg glazed blowjobs :D
Me: "I'll pee everywhere!"
Aarthi: "Don't pee everywhere! WE JUST MOPPED!"
Now Playing [in my head]
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-5) →
Kanye West (32)
Sufjan Stevens (13)
Camera Obscura (11)
St. Vincent (11)
Kid Cudi (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz